Have you seen these Taco Bell Cheesy Beefy Melt commercials? They show people holding a “burrito” in their hands with a bunch of disgusting neon-colored cheese hanging from their mouths. I can’t even imagine what the substance actually is, considering the gross tricks they have to do to make food appealing on television. It’s probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen on TV, and I’ve seen Janet Jackson’s nipple.